Do you all remember a little bit ago, when everybody started doing those lame-as-hell “25 THINGZ ABOUT YOU LOL” things on Facebook? Well first off, if you filled one of those out I hate you. I suppose thats a little delayed, but oh wait, we have a new spawn of internet faggotry upon us: Tagged cartoons. Here are some extremely retarded examples of said faggotry, in chronological order of which ones I saw first:

See? Its funny because its a way you can tag your friends in these pictures hence categorizing them in not only a comical cartoon role but also showing off to everyone your (seemingly mostly wrong) observational skills.

First off, fuck this. Its only going to get worse over the next several months and people will once again fail to realize a retarded fucking social networking meme and conform because everyone is doing it and they (incorrectly) think its cool/funny/whatever else lame excuse you use to justify your idiocy. On top of it obviously being stupid as hell in the first place, it also succeeds in not only labeling people with one particular identity that supposedly defines them almost entirely in your book, but also gives people a false sense of importance. Example: “OMG SHE TAGGED ME AS THE BAD BOY/PARTY GIRL!!! I SUPPOSE I AM SOMEWHAT OF A BAD BOY/PARTYGIRL LOL I’M GLAD THEY PEGGED ME THAT WAY AS THE ONLY BAD BOY/PARTYGIRL OUT OF EVERY SINGLE PERSON ON THE PLANET EVER.”

I especially like the last one, with the comic book characters. How in the FUCK is ANYBODY getting tagged in that anything at all like a comic book character in real life. Sure, there are personality traits that may be similar, but besides the really popular and publicly whored out ones from movies and TV (batman, wolverine, spider man, and iron man, for example), none of these fucking idiots knows anything about the often complex, fucked up personalities of the characters. These are idiot bitches and dumb ex-jocks, now partyboys who are filling these things out, not intelligent geeks. “OKAY LOL BRENDON IS BATMAN BECAUSE HE IS MYSTERIOUS AND SULKS AROUND A LOT, JEFF OVER HERE IS WOLVERINE BECAUSE HE HAS SIDEBURNS AND WORKS OUT A LOT, LUCY IS SPIDER MAN BECAUSE SHE’S REALLY FLEXIBLE AND HAS A DORKY PERSONALITY, AND MIKE IS IRONMAN BECAUSE HE DRINKS A LOT AND IS A STUD WITH THE LADIES. YEAHHHHHH!!!”

God dammit. I seriously hate everybody.