Where should we get started…how about with finding human genetic material in the feces of a 250,000+ year old animal? Suck it, evangelicals.

Jon Steward pwning Bill O’Reilly? I’m down for that.

My freshman year R.A. has been severely affected by the economy: OUT OF OPTIONS.

And I bring you a new segment, embarrassing-ass myspace and/or facebook pictures and profiles. Ladies and gentlemen…meet “Queniece” (Who i’m sure used Cornify.com to spruce up her profile…):

I’m sure you guys heard about the Chris Brown/Rihanna fiasco this week, and to commemorate it Mr. Brown is dropping a new album.

And last, but not least, I would like to post the image that makes my week, especially since I work with a bunch of tech dweebs who have absolutely no social skills whatsoever (but only for 5 more days!!!) I give to you: “How Not To Fail At Life”