I cannot effing believe how many people in Hollywood and the media are taking Jessicas side over this:

She performed at a concert. Looking like that. Just…no. Some major bloggers and some media outlets wrote about how she looks like a fucking whale she may have put on a few pounds compared to what she used to look like:

I mean, really though, People? This is the INTERNET. First off, asking someone not to do something on the internet is practically begging them to do it more, if not make an entire meme out of it. Let alone the “Leave Her Alone.” defense being played out not only in elementary school, but also with that Chris Crocker douchebag last year.

Look, Jessica. I know you secretly read my blog, so this goes directly to you: You are fat. Look at you, you need TWO BELTS just to keep your fat from overflowing your outfit. Just accept it. You ate a lot, didn’t exercise enough, and now you are fat. Either do something about it, or don’t, but don’t deny that you aren’t. I don’t want to hear any of this “realistic body image” and “people can’t look like that if they eat correctly” bullshit fat chicks like to spout out of their fat mouths between shoveling ice cream and watching primetime TV. It’s obviously realistic for you; you used to HAVE that body, for gods sake. Like…LAST YEAR.

You didn’t even get pregnant. What the fuck have you been up to? You think you can just go MIA for a while, come back fat and go on stage and expect your fatness to be ignored? Here’s a protip: fire your fucking “yes-man” of a PR manager, he’s obviously fucking horrible at his job. The public wants you thin, so either get thin, or don’t and deal with being called fat for the rest of your career, and that girl that “used to be hot until she got all fat”.

Take Kelly Clarkson, for example. Kelly was always fat. She has been somewhat thin before, but you could tell by her fatty fat cheeks that it was gonna come back. Then again, she didn’t get famous from her looks and faux virginity like you did. For people who like gay pop music, apparently she has “talent”. Girls like Kelly have something I like to call “fat potentiality”. Its when women may not be fat now, but sure as the fucking sun shines they will be soon in the future. Their fatgenes either haven’t kicked in yet (look at their mother…) or they are working out like a crazyass in order to maintain the body they have, and as soon as they start skipping the gym, BOOM, fatass.

So there you have it. Shut the fuck up, go on a diet, and hit the gym. You’ll come back on tour with a great body and then maybe you can make some extra income by telling all the magazines “HOW I DID IT LOL ALL WHILE SACRIFICING NOTHING, NOTHING AT ALL, SACRIFICE IS FOR POOR PEOPLE LOL” and give all the other fatasses of the world hope in maintaining a good body without actually doing any work at all. The planets will align, you’ll be hailed as a sex symbol again, and all will be right with the world. Until then, you’re fucking fat.

P.S. fattyfatfatfatfatfattymcfattersonfatfatfatfatfat.