Alright, I found out about this through member “Orgazmo” on Nubblies.net a few days ago, and its already shot up a couple million views. As I write this, it is currently just over 2 million views. I can only assume that number will continue to rise, so without much further ado, I give to you [...]

A couple of my buddies seem pretty pumped about this, but…I don’t know. Looks badass, sure, but not a whole lot different from the last one, plus Megan Fox doesn’t exactly have the same “wow” effect she had 2 years ago. Either way, check it out:

I’m sure all of you remember the “Jizz In My Pants” sensation from a few weeks ago, well The Lonely Island has released a new video for one of their new singles off the album “Incredibad”, which releases on Tuesday, unless you’re a badass motherfucking pirate like me and already have it (uhhh..btw thanks Holly). [...]

Yeah, me either. But you’re about to. Came home and this bus was parked out in front of my house. i thought it was cool; Anything is big is cool. It’s why i’m so attracted to fat chicks. I can’t help it, its like gravitational pull. Don’t give me your judgmental eye. Look, she was [...]

Alright, I missed last friday completely, because my weeks are beginning to meld together in a hilarious tragic display of corporate-soul crushing, meaningless sexual intercourse, and various other twenty-something antics, like getting pulled over for following a cops advice and almost getting a DUI. I haven’t decided if I’m posting that story or not, but [...]

This will hereby be a post every friday evening when I post awesome stuff I found out about during the week on the internet. Enjoy, you fucks.
Oh hey heres a link to a hilarious retarded dog.
This guy is making fun of some weirdo who was in his late 20’s in the late 80’s who wrote [...]

I don’t know who Nicollette Sheridan is, but I guess she’s some chick on some show that lots of dumb girls watch. I think its called “Please Fuck Me, I’m Getting Old and Need Validation” and is popular because girls in their 20s-30s like to believe that they’re going to be this hot after 40.
ATTN [...]

I recently stumbled upon a fark.com thread where, after initially beginning as a commentary on Obama’s camp creating an Iphone application to help with his campaign, mutated into a hilarious meme which i’m sure will be all over the internet in the coming weeks. This excites me because they mostly paint Obama and Biden as [...]