Oh hey kids. This post will be short, but sweet, just like that sex I paid for last night midgets a sugar cane with stunted growth. Now that “social media” (facebook, myspace, twitter, etc etc) is COMPLETELY and utterly mainstream and part of our society, I thought I should address an internet pandemic of sorts; [...]

I cannot effing believe how many people in Hollywood and the media are taking Jessicas side over this:

She performed at a concert. Looking like that. Just…no. Some major bloggers and some media outlets wrote about how she looks like a fucking whale she may have put on a few pounds compared to what she used [...]

You know what pisses me off to no end, to the degree of wanting thousands of dumb, easily influenced women idiots to die horrible, painful, deaths? Shit like this:
Goddamn Youtube disabling embedded links can really ruin your day…click to watch
Why is it that its always women who are doing all this crap. You ever notice [...]

Alright, so I’m well aware this post is a few years behind, as now the show is over, but whatever. I needed to rant.
First, let me put this on the table and say, yes, i’ve watched the TV show Sex and the City. Specifically I think it was new years of 04/05 where I got [...]

For those of you who aren’t yet privy to the knowledge, Beyonce is releasing a new album called “I am…Sasha Fierce”. You see what she did there? The increased eyeshadow makes her look like an entirely different person. Also, she put the ellipses in the album title to make you quiver in anticipation. “Who is [...]

I don’t know who Nicollette Sheridan is, but I guess she’s some chick on some show that lots of dumb girls watch. I think its called “Please Fuck Me, I’m Getting Old and Need Validation” and is popular because girls in their 20s-30s like to believe that they’re going to be this hot after 40.
ATTN [...]

Alright. I’ve held back long enough. I’ve tried to avoid writing a blog about Sarah Palin. I really have. But after the other nights debate, its just too much; I can’t stand by at the risk of this…this thing actually swaying someone in her favor. She must be stopped. She’s like that chick from Terminator [...]

The formatting for this got fucked up (thanks wordpress), but here it is.
Enter Sarah Palin, Thursday October 2nd 2008. A debate that will allow the American people to get to know our next possible Vice President, and current Vice President nominee for the Republican party. Or will it?
As a side note, I must [...]