Currently I use Godaddy.com, but being a former employee and a current sufferer of their shitty shared hosting, i’m finding that my wordpress isn’t really loading fast…at all…pretty much since I stopped posting regularly. Now kids, thats what we call “classical conditioning” and “avoidance behavior”. So I might be switching to something a little quicker [...]

Oh hey kids. This post will be short, but sweet, just like that sex I paid for last night midgets a sugar cane with stunted growth. Now that “social media” (facebook, myspace, twitter, etc etc) is COMPLETELY and utterly mainstream and part of our society, I thought I should address an internet pandemic of sorts; [...]

Do you all remember a little bit ago, when everybody started doing those lame-as-hell “25 THINGZ ABOUT YOU LOL” things on Facebook? Well first off, if you filled one of those out I hate you. I suppose thats a little delayed, but oh wait, we have a new spawn of internet faggotry upon us: Tagged [...]

I cannot effing believe how many people in Hollywood and the media are taking Jessicas side over this:

She performed at a concert. Looking like that. Just…no. Some major bloggers and some media outlets wrote about how she looks like a fucking whale she may have put on a few pounds compared to what she used [...]

You know what pisses me off to no end, to the degree of wanting thousands of dumb, easily influenced women idiots to die horrible, painful, deaths? Shit like this:
Goddamn Youtube disabling embedded links can really ruin your day…click to watch
Why is it that its always women who are doing all this crap. You ever notice [...]

Alright, so I’m well aware this post is a few years behind, as now the show is over, but whatever. I needed to rant.
First, let me put this on the table and say, yes, i’ve watched the TV show Sex and the City. Specifically I think it was new years of 04/05 where I got [...]

For those of you who aren’t yet privy to the knowledge, Beyonce is releasing a new album called “I am…Sasha Fierce”. You see what she did there? The increased eyeshadow makes her look like an entirely different person. Also, she put the ellipses in the album title to make you quiver in anticipation. “Who is [...]

Fuck that. Fuck that shit. I am a master of all things grammatical and opinionated. This is a new day my friends. I’m talking an entry every single day, at least. The night is always darkest before the dawn….OMFG WHAT JUST HAPPENED TO MY FACE

Alright. I’ve held back long enough. I’ve tried to avoid writing a blog about Sarah Palin. I really have. But after the other nights debate, its just too much; I can’t stand by at the risk of this…this thing actually swaying someone in her favor. She must be stopped. She’s like that chick from Terminator [...]