Hilarious video of the folks at barelypolitical.com using the very-quickly becoming cliche “Audio-tune effect” to review the last several weeks in news. Enjoy.

Oh, also, check out Boards of Canada. They’re a pretty kickass band.

Oh hay. Sorry for lack of updates; I know I periodically don’t post for a while and say “sorry” although I don’t really know why i’m apologizing; its my fucking blog and i’ll do what I want. But if you must know, I up and moved to South Korea for a job and have had [...]

This will be a short, unorganized entry, bouncy entry (due mostly to jetlag and temporary culture shock) which will probably only be updated over time, and I think i’m already going to turn it into a work in progress, but let me illustrate to you why women generally suck.
Women don’t like me. Especially educated ones. [...]

Where should we get started…how about with finding human genetic material in the feces of a 250,000+ year old animal? Suck it, evangelicals.
Jon Steward pwning Bill O’Reilly? I’m down for that.

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Holy crap this is hilarious. I’ve been reading The Onion on and off since highschool, but only recently started consistently keeping up with videos on their website. They really have come a long, long way. Some of you may remember The Mac Wheel vid I posted a while ago, this is somewhat similar…but with a [...]

Okay, so i’m assuming most of you know who Charles Bronson is, but i’ll go into it just in case you don’t anyways; He was basically a manlier version of John Wayne/Clint Eastwood who starred in westerns/Steven Seagal action-type flicks in the 70’s and 80’s. Whatever, I’m not a fucking dinosaur nor a film critic [...]

BEIJING — A 17-year-old boy in northeastern China was so disappointed with the looks of a woman he met over the Internet that he hanged himself after seeing her face-to-face, state media reported Friday.
The unnamed teenager first contacted the woman — known by her chat moniker “Qunjiaofeiyang”, or “Flying Skirt” — using the popular Chinese [...]

This is a couple days old, but I actually haven’t updated the site in a while, so who the hell cares; by the time you read this it won’t matter. Plus, I found out about it day of, so that counts, right? Right? Anyways, this is an audio clip of Christian Bale on the Terminator: [...]

Alright, this post is gonna be short and sweet. Do you have a blog? Guess what;
NO ONE FUCKING CARES.
Your life is not exciting and you probably live in a nice apartment, are in a steady relationship, and get along with your parents. Your life is not exciting enough to read about. Now, i’m fully aware [...]

As far as I know, this is the newest trailer for X-MEN Origins: Wolverine, that just came out today. And FINALLY. FINALLY GAMBIT, POSSIBLY THE MOST BADASS OF ALL X-MEN (next to wolverine) IS IN ONE OF THE MOVIES. Only took an entirely different director.
All I can say is it looks incredibly awesome, and [...]